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Bruce Wayne x Harvey Dent // Drabble-fic

Title: Beyond These Walls, No One Knows
What: "Do It In Six" drabble-fic, where each sentence, thought, or action is 6 words long.
Authors: gogo_ergo_sum &gogodgene
Fandom:  Batman (The Dark Knight)
Characters:  Bruce Wayne x Harvey Dent
Rating:  Poetic R? Light NC-17? You decide.
Warnings:  Slash, yaoi, m/m, mature and sexual situations
Summary:  Attraction, flirting, banter, and mutual seduction. Sex; the morning after. Secrets. Trust.

Authors' Note: The starting point for these interweaving drabbles is the scene in The Dark Knight (film) where Bruce & Harvey are making sexy eyes at each other over dinner, while Harvey gushes about Batman.

A/N 2: We wrote this at the truly EPIC and ridiculously fun and addictive BATMAN 6 WORD DRABBLE-FEST hosted bymorlockiness and compiled all the drabbles into a ficlet . This is the shortest sex scene we've ever written, but we think it's very pretty~

((Just in case it's not obvious, the "B" or "H" at the top of each drabble stands for Bruce or Harvey. Thoughts, actions, omniscient narration are set off from dialog by asterisks.))



Harvey: Undressing me with his eyes.


Well, the coin told me to.


...What else does the coin say?


Heads: you buy drinks, I'll talk.

Tails: we blow this popsicle stand.


*Hard to ignore the phallic imagery*


...Oh! Guess that means we're out?


*Waits for Harvey to shut up.*

Sure. Still want to get drinks?

Or would you rather keep campaigning?


Drinks or campaigning? Drinks or campaigning?

...I think you know the answer.


Somehow, you'll manage to do both.

Very well, then. After you, Harvey...


You know me, always multitasking everything.

*Leaves, knowing Bruce is behind him.*


I don't know you that well...

Not yet, anyway. Let's change that.

*Walking behind Harvey, admiring the view*


Don't worry. I'm a simple man.

Won't take much to know me.


Somehow, I don't believe that's true.

Got a favorite place for drinks?

*Perhaps he would prefer the penthouse?*


We all have masks, Mister Wayne.

*A charming smile; a knowing grin.*

Somewhere a little less noisy, maybe? Your place sounds just about perfect.


Masks? I wouldn't know about that.

*A sly smirk. An eyebrow quirks.*

Off to the penthouse we go...

Look, Alfred has the limo waiting.


Of course not. Why would you?

*Wayne is prepared for everything, indeed.*

If I didn't know better, Bruce... I'd say you knew my answer.


Thank you for the ride, Alfred.

*They arrive at the penthouse quickly.*

So, Harvey, what is your poison? Scotch and soda? Rum and Coke?


I'm a Scotch and soda man.

This place is pretty big, Bruce. Don't you ever get lonely here?


Hope that you'll like The Glenlivit. It's been ages for 75 years...

Would you like a tour, Harvey?

Lonely? Well, I do have Alfred...


A tour, huh? See some rooms?

People will get jealous of me. "Dent knows where Bruce Wayne sleeps."

Alfred is a delightful man, Bruce. Probably your only companion, I think. Maybe I can change that, hmm?


*Bruce might be a bit nervous. He's used to directing the action.*

I don't get to sleep much.

Uh, let's start with the tour.

*Is surprised how fast Harvey moves*

You wanted to see my...bedroom?


A playboy like you not sleeping? Not surprising; not surprising at all.

*Sarcasm dripping, Dent takes a drink.*

Isn't that how these tours work?

"Living room, rec room, kitchen, bathroom... Oh, hey, is that my bedroom?"


*Doesn't appreciate Harvey's tone of voice*

My life is pretty damn complicated. It isn't all fun and games...

Maybe we should skip the tour. I would hate to be cliche.

Flip your coin. Let it decide.


Gotham was never fun and games. Not for you, not for me. Try to have fun, anyway, Bruce.

*Takes out that lucky, silver coin*.

Heads: I promise to behave better.

Tails: I'll leave you be tonight.



Well, seems my luck doesn't change.


What does "behave" mean to you?

*Takes a step closer to Harvey*

Obviously, you want to get lucky...


Get lucky? I already am lucky.

...Enough to garner attention from you.

*Takes a drink of the Scotch. Smooth drink, he relinquishes the glass. Enough liquid courage to fuel him. A step forward, an eyebrow quirk.*

Hope that the feeling is mutual.

*A quick kiss, nice and smooth. A tongue on his lips, tasting.*

Not even Scotch is as smooth...


You demand attention from me, Harvey.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you...

*Is somewhat prepared for the kiss*

I'm rough around the edges, really.

*Strong arms wrap around Harvey's frame.*

Now hush, let me kiss you.

*Vigilante...attorney. Playboy...Golden Boy. Kiss~*


*Harvey was never one to hush. In fact, he forced himself silent. Bruce's kiss was a wonderful thing. Especially if it could quiet Dent.

Lips locked with Bruce's at last. Slowly, surely, wanting Wayne to lead. His way consisted of teeth, tongue. Who knew what Bruce really wanted?*


*What did Bruce Wayne want? Justice. ...That, and a really good shag.

Bruce kissed harder. Pulled Dent closer.
Harvey seemed so trusting, so true.
Perhaps he could keep a secret.
He certainly must have his own.
Secrets between two men...two lovers?

Only one way to find out...*

Still want to see the bedroom? We could move to the couch...


*Bruce could certainly leave him breathless. Speechless was probably more appropriate here. Either way, Harvey was craving more.*

The bedroom sounds nice right now. A bed and you, lucky me.


*Hopes the luck won't run dry.*

The bedroom it is. Follow me.

*Glances at the large, luxurious couch.*

...Or I could take you here?

Would that spoil the romance, Harvey?

You said the penthouse is big. Which means the bedroom is far.


*Lips are on lips, once again. Just for a moment...just silence. The sound of a satisfying kiss. It fills the quiet between them.*

The prosecution rests its case, Bruce.

If it is true, the romance... Well, let's say it won't fade.

The scenery? It hardly matters now.


*Intimacy... How long has it been?
Returning the kiss, cautious at first.
Bolder as tongues begin to dance.
Can he truly afford this risk...?*

Forget the scenery. ...What of secrecy?

Rest? No. We've only just begun.


Secrecy... Worrying about it is pointless.

Beyond these walls, no one knows. No one knows about us; this.

*Harvey pulls him closer, lips again. Not enough to excite him, though. Enough to say "lead me on." Enough to show him Harvey's wanting.*


*Harvey considers him just a playboy? Nothing more than a hot lay?
At this point, does it matter?
Honestly, it's probably for the best.*

Best to keep it that way. We both have reputations to uphold.

*Then, there are no more words.
Kissing...biting...clothes ripping...low moans...*


*Harvey, unfortunately, doesn't keep his promise. His hands can't behave, not now. Touching and teasing everywhere that matters. Frisky fingers feeling, squeezing, groping, sliding.

There is no focus, only Bruce. Only heated bodies, skin on skin. Moans, curses, and "oh god, yes..."*


*They never even reach the couch.
The floor is hard. So what?
They take comfort in each other.
Bruce prepares excuses for his scars.

Thankfully, Harvey doesn't seem to notice.
Who knew he was this lusty?

Two men, lost in the moment.
Bodies in motion. Sweat. Spit. ...Blood.
White knight, Dark Knight: Gotham's pawns.*


*He'll hurt tomorrow, he knows this. Not that it matters, not now.

Pleasure courses through him, nerves sparking. Bruce's strong touch has him quivering. Wayne's name rolls off his tongue. Spoken with reverence; a holy mantra.

He hopes tomorrow will never come.*


*Thrusting into Harvey's willing, wanting body.
Slick, silky muscles grip Bruce's cock.
The searing heat, so unbelievably tight.
Could this be Harvey's first time?
Will lust tarnish his white armour?

A curse. A moan. A promise...
Gone is the billionaire's smooth voice.
Who is that growling Harvey's name?
Is it Bruce? ...Is it Batman?*


*Fingers gripping, nails scratching slick skin. Still can't believe this is happening.
His back is arching, voice calling. Something bubbling right in his gut.*

Oh god, oh god... Bruce, please...

*Not sure what he's asking for. Maybe for Wayne to deliver him. Wants those white stars...woozy afterglow.*


*Bruce struggles to keep his focus. To keep Batman's voice at bay.
The moment...the feeling...the pleasure....
Each thrust is harder, faster, deeper.
Driving them both to the edge.
One hand curls around Harvey's cock.*

Oh, god. The way you feel...

Come for me, Harvey. Come hard.

*Bruce bites his lip. So close...
Blood on fire; that blissful burning.*


*There's no words, only jumbled sounds. Sensual noises that rip apart silence. Heavy breathing, muscles twitching, pulse racing.

The raw, growling tone is familiar. Harvey quickly forgets about the voice. There is only skin and throbbing. Eyes closing, a call to heaven. Calling to the god above him.

Searing hot pleasure, blind, deaf, dumb. Harvey's still breathless, even after orgasm.*


*Lips and teeth find Harvey's neck.
A mark to match the scratches.
The two of them alone. Together.
Two knights in Lady Gotham's service.

Words dissolve into primal, predatory sounds.
The sight, the sounds, the feel.
All magnified as his senses explode.

Harvey mutters his name; cries out.
Bruce can only respond in kind.
For one moment, all is still...
Like the calm before the storm.

Then...lightning bolts of pure pleasure...
Crashing, burning, ripping through his body.
Shock waves of white hot bliss.
Who knew...Harvey Dent...so incredible...?

Bruce collapses beside his new lover.
Still reeling from the orgasmic afterglow.*


*The sun is blinding, waking him. Eyes flutter open, body stays still. A warm mass next to him. Dent's curling around it, not thinking. Floating between unconscious and conscious, dreaming.

Last night comes back in flashes. The shower, groping, finishing in bed. Those windows, the moonlight, surreal night. Harvey remains still, breathing in deeply. He doesn't want to wake Bruce.

Can he stay in bed forever?*


*Two lovers share the same thought.
Neither wants to wake the other.

Bruce, however, had awoken hours before.
While night still hung over Gotham.
Just because Bruce took a lover...
Does not mean Batman rested easy.
What if Bruce stayed in bed?
Who would watch over the city?
...What if Harvey woke up alone?

Harvey shifted. Bruce pulled him closer.
One indulgent night of sated sleep.
Bruce and Batman deserve that much.

Bright sunlight streams through the windows.
A warm body moves against his.
Bare skin, tangled limbs, twisted sheets.
Musky scent of sex lingers still.
Immediate reminder of an unforgettable night.

Turning gently, trying not to disturb.
What now? Breakfast? Conversation? ...More sex?*


*He feels Bruce shift, just slightly. Knows the man is already awake. Billionaire and Golden Boy, feigning sleep. Neither wanting to break the moment. Dent forces himself to wake up. Open his eyes, yawn and stretch. Harvey turns to face Bruce, smiling.*

"Good morning to you, Mister Sunshine. I, uh, heard you're the Batman."


*Eyes wide, heart pounding, mouth dry.
Is this some joke? A ruse?
How could Harvey know for sure?
Quickly regaining his sense of composure.
Bruce has grown accustomed to lying.*

Me? Batman? Harvey, that is absurd.

*A quick chuckle, a playful grin.*

Where did you hear such nonsense? From some kook in Arkham Asylum?


*Bruce is lying through his teeth. Harvey knows because he's an expert. Takes one to know one, right?*

And why would some "kook" know? How many crazies know Bruce Wayne? Or have a vendetta against you?

Truthfully, I heard it last night. ...Did you know you sleep talk?"


*Bruce Wayne? Talk in his sleep?
He'd heard it before from Alfred.
Bad dreams; a child's fitful rest.

Never should have taken this risk...
Again, he wonders, "what now?"
Can Harvey handle this dangerous burden?
The deadliest secret in Gotham City...
One that can never be shared.

Bruce clears his throat; sighs.*

Very well. I am the Batman...


*Harvey isn't sure how to respond. Smile, cheer, revere? Jump Bruce's bones? Nor was he sure of his feelings. He knew he worshiped the Batman. The Dark Knight was a god.

There was the other feeling, though. Harvey knew it was a crush. A crush on the dark vigilante. Best not worry about that now.*

"Wow. I, uh...I worship you. I know I sound childish, Bruce... But this is amazing to me.

Now I really, really want you. Can we have sex again...please?"


*White Knight. Dark Knight. No armor.
Two men, their secrets laid bare.

They had already made a pact.
Batman, Gordon. Dent. Together, for Gotham.

Now, a new pact was forged.
Founded on respect, strengthened by trust.
Sealed by ardor...and something more.

Harvey's words...so sweet, so endearing.
White Knight, shining in his bed.
Heart of gold, loyal and true.
This man could do no wrong.*

No worship, though I am flattered.
...This is amazing for me, too.

*Never one to express himself well.
Bruce lets body language take over.
Lips lock, tongues move in tandem.
Urgent kisses reawaken the primal hunger.
This time, it isn't just sex.

Like two pieces on a chessboard.
Two knights fighting for their queen.
Dark. White. Day. Night. Gotham's lovers.*



( 29 got lapdances — stick some $$$ in our g-strings )
Aug. 30th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
Whoo, this is hot! I like the structure of it too with it all being in six worded sentences and yet it flowed really well.

Totally with you on the looks they shared in the restaurant. And then the fundraiser later. *fans self* Hmmm, I hope you'll both write more of this hot pairing.
Aug. 31st, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
Ooooh. Love your icon!! Bale/Bruce is just sooo handsome.

Thank you so much for reading and taking the time to respond. We just started playing with the 6 word drabbles at morlockiness's 6 Word Drabble-Fest, and the ficlet evolved from there.

We absolutely adore Bruce/Harvey/Batman/Two-Face, and are in the process of writing more. We love how slashy Bruce/Harvey/Batman/Two-Face are in the comics and were so thrilled to see bright and shiny evidence of the intimate relationship between "Bats" and "Harv" in TDK. Kudos to Nolan and the actors for that~

Again, thank you so much for reading and replying!!
Sep. 2nd, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)
Thank you! We were also surprised how well this turned out, considering we were only allowed six-worded sentences. Somehow we managed to mold something really great out of something really simple.
Aug. 30th, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much for taking the time to compile and crosspost. This is too good. The dynamics, how it seems you two share a brain and it punctures six words at the time.

There's this new community called nolanverse_fic only for fic and drabbles and just starting. Also the affiliate to brucelovesharv: star_xd_knights.

Thank you both again. This is most wonderful.
Sep. 1st, 2008 05:43 am (UTC)
Thank you for commenting, especially because we know you've already read these. <3

gogo & gogod do, at times, share a brain. People who don't know us often think we're the same person. We did enjoy writing this and will be writing more Bruce/Harvey as well as Batman/Two Face. We really appreciate your kind words, as well as the fact that you've pimped out our writing!! Thank you, so very much.

There seem to be a ton of Batman-related comms and we hate to jam up people's f-lists too much, so not sure how much more we'll x-post. But thank you for the recommendations!
Sep. 1st, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
Sep. 1st, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
Woah. How did you do this? You made something beautiful (and occasionally very funny :)) out of this 6-word-challenge-thing. The structure actually fits the Dark Knight/White Knight-theme, with the alternating points of view. And, oh, Two knights in Lady Gotham's service, what a perfect image. *sigh*
Sep. 1st, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU SO MUCH for reading and commenting. We just adore Bruce x Harvey and Batman x Two Face and were in the midst of writing some Bruce x Harvey "first time" fic when the Batman Drabble-Fest came along. And then we just started playing around the drabbles... It really was a ton of fun.

Thank you so very much for your thoughtful comment. Saying that these 6 Word Drabbles turned out beautiful and occasionally funny is honestly the best compliment we could ask for. :)

thnx again!!
Sep. 2nd, 2008 05:19 am (UTC)
Thanks so much for your comment! At first we were just being cutesy and snarky with Bruce and Harvey, but it obviously evolved into something more. We absolutely love them both to bits, so that might be why we did so well!
Sep. 4th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
Very nice!

I have to say though that...this bit


Drinks or campaigning? Drinks or campaigning?

...I think you know the answer.


Somehow, you'll manage to do both.

made me gigglesnort!!
Sep. 5th, 2008 11:14 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the comment, Meg! Harvey and Bruce snark is just such a fun thing. We're glad you could enjoy!
Sep. 8th, 2008 08:26 am (UTC)

There is so much canon snarkage between Bruce and Harvey and Batman & Harvey (and then Batman and Two-Face) in the comics and then echoed soooooo nicely in The Dark Knight. Gives us so much fun material to work with!

Thank you so much for reading, Megs! Very glad you enjoyed. We're writing longer (steeeeamier) fic for them, which probably won't be posted for a little while, as we tend to make our fics loooong. Which is partly why these drabbles were SO fun.

Thanks again for reading and commenting!
Sep. 5th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
The way this is written is certainly different, but I really liked it. It flows very, very well. I loved the bits of humor you threw in there, and I really loved the steamy parts. It must be hard making all of your sentences six words long, but the way you two have written this - it's so smooth that I wouldn't have noticed the pattern had I not known about it.
Sep. 5th, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)
Thanks, Day! Actually, once you get into the flow of things, coming up with sentences that are only six words long becomes second nature. Gogo was so good with this when she invited me to play. At first, it was take me ten minutes to come up with something good.

So glad you enjoyed.
Sep. 8th, 2008 10:06 am (UTC)
Thank you, Day!

Sorry it took gogo so long to respond to this!

Soooo very glad you liked it! We had so much fun with this. Really. It was more like a game than like writing. And we're very happy with the steamy bits! They turned out prettier and more evocative than anything we've ever written. Almost...poetic.

But, anyway...thank you again for taking the time to read and comment. Comments are always appreciated!
Sep. 10th, 2008 12:54 pm (UTC)
Ooh, I really liked this! It's often the way when you give yourself limitations - something in you rises to the challenge, particularly with such a pared down structure...

Can't wait for the BLEACH_BDSM 6 Word Drabble-Fest to begin! :D

(Someone should start a rhyming-couplets-fest... reading this has put me in a poetic mood...)
Sep. 10th, 2008 02:02 pm (UTC)
Oh hi~

Thank you so much for reading and commenting! Glad you liked it. We really treated this more like a game and oooh'ed, ahhh'ed, and giggled throughout writing it. It was a treat to write.

bleach_bdsm's 6 Word Drabble-Fest should begin tonight or tomorrow. No later than tomorrow, though. ;) That's awesome that you're looking forward to it! Will be looking forward to your 6-word drabbles, then.

Am guessing you've seen the kink meme, then? If not, do check it out. It's going very well~ *is proud*

Anyway, thank you again for taking the time to read this and comment. Comments and con-crit are always so appreciated. xoxo
Sep. 10th, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
My pleasure! It looked like it must have been a lot of fun to write. And I will keep my eyes open for the drabble-fest!

I have seen the kink meme, and indeed written a few as well... You have every right to be proud of it, it's been great! :D
Sep. 10th, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC)
Wow, very nicely done. Interesting challenge with having just six words per sentence - quite well written & packed with emotions!

Personally, I adore that last little paragraph - interesting comparison between the two.

Wonderful job! :D
Sep. 12th, 2008 10:31 am (UTC)
THANK YOU. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Am so sorry it's taken so long to reply to this comment (and to get back to you in general). This has been one of those weeks where gogo has been online about 75% less than usual.

OK. Sending those questions to you now (PROMISE!!!) via LJ message.

Thank you so much for reading this. And am so glad you enjoyed! Yes, there was a lot of emotion in this. There is so much canon man angst in Batman. But it's not emo (thank god). It's MANLY.

*beams* Thank you so much for the kind words! We wanted there to be comparison between Bruce and Harvey ~ Dark Knight and White Knight, to the point where we decided to have Harvey's drabbles flow into one another, while Bruce's were more...line by line. (black and white? cut and dry?) Anyway, we really enjoyed writing this, and are loving writing more with Bruce and Harvey. Hopefully people will enjoy reading it as well. :)
Sep. 16th, 2008 12:30 am (UTC)
People will get jealous of me. "Dent knows where Bruce Wayne sleeps."

And he should know where Bruce Wayne sleeps. Pfft, they didn't need Rachel.

I loved this!
Sep. 18th, 2008 05:53 am (UTC)

Thank you, thank you, thank you!! the*gogos agree with you wholeheartedly about Rachel. Both gogo & gogod loooove Catwoman, but how can one not love Selina? She's so badass! As for Rachel...meh. She was, in our opinion, muchly Mary Sue. You're right--they didn't need her at all!

Thank you so much for reading this, and for taking the time to comment. Really, this was something that just sorta happened during that 6 Word Drabble-fest. It was so fun. We're in the process of writing two Bruce/Harvey fics (both very smutty, and both rather long). Problem is that we got really into writing the pron part 2 before we finished part 1, so it's taking us forever to be able to post something. gogo is tempted to post out of order, but gogod thinks we should post first things first.

(by the way, gogo wants to read your Capt Jack/Will Turner fics! will have to go looking for those verrrry soon. have you written any Batman fics? Or Batman-related RPS?? we loooove you for slashing Bale. and we love you for loving slash!)

Thnx again for reading this! Comment is appreciated more than you know~
Sep. 18th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC)
I didn't mind Rachel in Batman Begins, but I really didn't like her in The Dark Knight so I wasn't overly bothered when she got blown up. I don't know much about Catwoman to be honest, my only interest in Batman has been BB and TDK.

I look forward to your next Bruce/Harvey fics. Dude, if there's porn, I say post it! :P

Gah, I haven't posted any fics on LJ in ages, but all I did post was Johnny/Orlando RPS (and one Captain Jack/Will Turner FPS fic, but I can't for the life of me remember where I posted that). I haven't written any Batman fics, RPS or otherwise, although I really want to. At the moment all the fics I write have just been for my own amusement and mostly involve my male OCs. I might give it a shot when I've finished this bloody cathedral essay :D

And you're very welcome :D
Sep. 18th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)
We should be ready to post part 1 of the first fic pretty damn soon. We started writing it and then sorta jumped into fic number 2 (which is currently up to 11,000 words of smut. lol) But, fic #2 feeds directly off of fic #1. Both fics are smut-fests, because that's pretty much what we like to write to amuse ourselves.

Anyway, there shall be smutty Bruce/Harvey fic soooon! And, agree with you that Rachel wasn't nearly as sucky in Batman Begins as she was in TDK. She was just kinda...there...in BB. It was just impossible to see two guys fighting over Maggie G.'s bland as all hell version of Rachel. ESPECIALLY DIVINELY DELICIOUS GUYS LIKE OUR BALE/SEXHART.

Well, then, please to be linking gogo to your Johnny/Orlando fics, then. Would LOVE to read them (and know some other gals who would as well.) gogo & gogod are always on the look out for good slash!

OH. Noticed that you follow bad_rpers_suck. Do you RP as well??
Sep. 18th, 2008 06:19 am (UTC)
Yay! SMUT!!

Now, I could see Bale and Sexhart fighting over the darling Jim Gordon, but certainly not Rachel. When the Joker dropped her out of the penthouse I just thought "the fuck did you save her for??". Pfft.

My RPS journal. I've mutually friended it on my normal journal, so it might be friends locked. But everything's all neat and tidy :D

I don't RP, no, I just like reading there 'cause its funny.
Sep. 18th, 2008 06:30 am (UTC)
Coool~ Will be poking around that journal verrrrrry soon.

Yeah, we were pretty pleased when Rachel blew up. *grins* We cheered. Interestingly, many others in the audience cheered, too.

lol, yeah, the rooftop scene with Gordon, Batman, and Harv kinda begs for nice threesome, doesn't it? HELLS YEAH! Batman, of course, would top them all.

Bad_rpers_suck IS funny. Gogo visits there about once a month for the laughs, and to see if anyone gogo knows has been implicated. gogo & gogod both RP. Currently, we're infatuated with our game, hardboiled_rpg, which is a gangster/detective film noir style RP set in 1950s NYC. LOTS OF VIOLENCE. It's fun. Holla if you ever feel like RP'ing. We can always use more awesome writers. xoxo
Sep. 18th, 2008 06:39 am (UTC)
Pity that Rachel blowing up was over-shadowed by Harvey losing half of his face :(

Yes! The rooftop scene! Of course Batman would top; no one can dominate him :D

I love reading about stupid RPers and their Mary Sues.

Talking of gangsters, I'm looking forward to the Depp/Bale RPS that will no doubt turn up next year along with 'Public Enemies'. If it doesn't happen, I'll write it all myself.

Sep. 18th, 2008 06:48 am (UTC)
Death to all Mary Sues!

Yes, the*gogos (and all our RP writers) have a saying: NO ONE TOPS THE GODDAMN BATMAN...except for that one time when Harvey Two-Face totally slipped him a roofie. But, hey, neither Bats nor Harv really talk about that one time, soooooo... ;D

Wait...wait...wait! You think it'll be Depp/Bale?? Or Bale/Depp??

HMMMM... ((and yes, you should write some regardless!))

Edited at 2008-09-18 06:48 am (UTC)
Sep. 18th, 2008 06:58 am (UTC)
Oooo nice picture. Yes, no one tops Batman; he will bend over for no one!

Depp/Bale - Bale/Depp... I actually can't picture either on the bottom. I would probably just throw the Bloom or an OC into the mix to be their bitch :P

(I'm getting slashy ideas now! *hates essay*)
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